April 03, 2026

WTFeatured Gear Shop Update?!

New Shop Items This Week, New Upgrade Bonus Next Friday

We've got a host of crazy, insane, and adorable(?!) items for you this weekend! If you like collecting unusual items, this is definitely the shop update for you. This weekend, log in and check out the Featured Gear Shop in your game menu to find:

• This year's NEW seasonal & rare gear (like the 100% literal Betta Berserker armor)...
• Last year's ultra shredded moglin bank + quest pets...
• The ever bouncy Bunny Fa items
• And EVEN the house item that copies what the house owner has equipped.

Ultra Twilly Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Who needs Undead minions when you're a one-Moglin army? Not THIS Moglin! /FLEX 

Ultra Twig Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Twig will accept fish and ice cream in exchange for mercy... and then carry it all home to eat. /FLEX 

Ultra Zorbak Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Twilly will heal you with the giant heart hidden in his humungous chest. /FLEX 

• Bank pets let you access your bank from anywhere in the game
• Quest pets come with a quest to collect 30 of each house guards
• Quest pets cannot be sold

Main Character House Guard (Permanent)
The house item copies what the owner has equipped to their player character).

Spring Seasonal and Sushispicious Rares

There's really nothing fishy about this week's featured gear shop. Honest!

• Betta Berserker armor set (rare, not raw!) 
• Literal Star Swords
• Dandylion Fairy armor set
• Void Electrocutioner set
• Chronomancer of Energy set

But but but... Why No Upgrade Bonus Pack?!

O_O If you've been with us for a while, you know that normally, the first week of each month we release a new upgrade bonus pack. But this is the week of April Fools in 2026 (a year like no other) and the universe decided it was going to one-up Twig for sketchy shenanigans.

That's why Tyronius (the artist who makes our upgrade packs) spent yesterday trying to rebuild his computer instead of sending the new set. 

Computer issues are never good, always messy, and the last thing we wanted was to pile on more stress while Tyronius was knee deep in a double-fried motherboard* so we told him to focus on repairs, and we'd swap this Friday's upgrade pack with next Friday's shop update. 

We'll keep you posted, and hope that we don't see any more of Friday the 13th's bad luck leak into April.

* Gigabyte me, 2026.

More Darkness to Come

Last week, we announced that Dominik's Blades quest + house item would arrive. In the ensuing craziness of traveling this weekend, then getting Twig's StickQuest out for Wednesday's April Fool's update, this slipped my mind. My sincere apologies; I will see how soon we can get that added next week.